Optimistic Crab

don't worry kid you'll get it right

don't worry kid you'll get it right  Optimistic Crab

I won't be home for supper Feeding a different family today

I won't be home for supper Feeding a different family today  Optimistic Crab

ooh! I love cakes What kind were you making again?

ooh! I love cakes What kind were you making again?  Optimistic Crab

At least when I don't come home tonight, my wife and kids won't know how horrible I died... Is that a camera? Fuck

At least when I don't come home tonight, my wife and kids won't know how horrible I died...  Is that a camera? Fuck  Optimistic Crab

i'd complain, but I suppose that would be quite shellfish

i'd complain, but I suppose that would be quite shellfish  Optimistic Crab

Well At least I'm not a virgin

Well At least I'm not a virgin  Optimistic Crab

DID not buy Crab armor dlc

DID not buy Crab armor dlc  Optimistic Crab

Hello, barber! Just a little off the top, please.

Hello, barber! Just a little off the top, please.  Optimistic Crab

Are those wusthof brand shears? excellent choice, sir

Are those wusthof brand shears? excellent choice, sir  Optimistic Crab

Could Be Worse At least I wont be boiled alive

Could Be Worse At least I wont be boiled alive  Optimistic Crab
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