Paranoid Parrot

Doctor says "I'll see you soon" as I'm leaving He's not telling me something

Doctor says

Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet

Brushed up against at concert immediately check pocket for wallet  Paranoid Parrot

Has random weird thought in class look around to make sure no one can read minds

Has random weird thought in class look around to make sure no one can read minds  Paranoid Parrot

Studies ex-girlfriends new baby photos Just to make sure it isnt mine

Studies ex-girlfriends new baby photos Just to make sure it isnt mine  Paranoid Parrot

Revises meme many times "Never mind, I shouldn't post it anyway. Reddit wouldn't like it"

Revises meme many times

take dogs out to pee before bed bring wallet so they can identify the body

take dogs out to pee before bed bring wallet so they can identify the body  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks something insulting about a stranger Immediately thinks nice things in case they can read minds

Thinks something insulting about a stranger Immediately thinks nice things in case they can read minds  Paranoid Parrot

Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her

Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her  Paranoid Parrot

Whoever's Making These Is following me and writing down everything I do

Whoever's Making These Is following me and writing down everything I do  Paranoid Parrot

Wakes up in an empty apartment Checks outside the window to make sure he isn't alone on this Earth

Wakes up in an empty apartment Checks outside the window to make sure he isn't alone on this Earth  Paranoid Parrot
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