Pickup-Line Panda

SO, YOU'RE NOT INTO CASUAL SEX? FINE, I'LL PUT ON A TUX AND WE CAN CALL IT FORMAL SEX.

SO, YOU'RE NOT INTO CASUAL SEX? FINE, I'LL PUT ON A TUX AND WE CAN CALL IT FORMAL SEX.  Pickup-Line Panda

What do Biochem and my penis have in common they are both hard for you

What do Biochem and my penis have in common they are both hard for you  Pickup-Line Panda

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BONER AND A LAMBORGHINI? I DON'T HAVE A LAMBORGHINI RIGHT NOW

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BONER AND A LAMBORGHINI? I DON'T HAVE A LAMBORGHINI RIGHT NOW  Pickup-Line Panda

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u  Pickup-Line Panda

I may not be black all over But I'm black where it counts

I may not be black all over But I'm black where it counts  Pickup-Line Panda

How d'you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake.

How d'you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake.  Pickup-Line Panda

baby, You remind me of my big toe i'd bang you on the coffee table

baby, You remind me of my big toe  i'd bang you on the coffee table  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you an angel because I have an erection

Are you an angel because I have an erection  Pickup-Line Panda

I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.

I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.   Pickup-Line Panda

MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?

MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?  Pickup-Line Panda
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