Confession kid

Friggen older siblings...

WHEN I WAS A KID, I HAD $10 MY OLDER BROTHER CONVINCED ME TO TRADE HIM FOR TWO $1'S CAUSE TWO BILLS WAS MORE THAN ONE... Confession kid

I'm 24 and Today I learned...

I THOUGHT REINDEER WERE MYTHICAL CREATURES  UP UNITL 10 MINUTES AGO Confession kid

When I was a kid I thought my mom was a superhero because I found a whip, a mask, and a pair of handcuffs in her room

When I was a kid  I thought my mom was a superhero because I found a whip, a mask, and a pair of handcuffs in her room   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID ... I made all my toys watch toy story so they knew that i was on to them

WHEN I WAS A KID ... I made all my toys watch toy story so they knew that i was on to them  Confession kid

i used to think hump was the same as hug so when my grandma was dying i told my mom i wanted to hump her one last time

i used to think hump was the same as hug so when my grandma was dying i told my mom i wanted to hump her one last time  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought people who drove convertibles were poor and couldn't afford a roof

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought people who drove convertibles were poor and couldn't afford a roof  Confession kid

When I was a kid, my best friend spoke mandarin at home when I met his parents I said, sorry I don't speak orange

When I was a kid, my best friend spoke mandarin at home when I met his parents I said, sorry I don't speak orange  Confession kid

When I was a kid, I accidentally added an extra cup of sugar to a cake I added an extra cup of salt because I thought they would cancel out

When I was a kid, I accidentally added an extra cup of sugar to a cake I added an extra cup of salt because I thought they would cancel out  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought going to a top university meant I could get a job.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought going to a top university meant I could get a job.  Confession kid

When i was little my parents told me that the ice cream truck was the "music" truck and it just drove around playing music, i believed them

When i was little my parents told me that the ice cream truck was the