The best advice I can ever give that I wish I followed.

NEVER START SMOKING  Actual Advice Mallard

My 7 year old met this Good Guy Greg today. It was a Lamborghini Gallardo.

SEES KIND IN AWE OF HIS CAR  TAKES HIM FOR A RIDE Good Guy Greg

Meet Emma Watson's brother

CHEER UP GIRLS  THE WORLD IS FAIR AGAIN  Misc

What If Harry Potter Is Real!

WHAT IF HARRY POTTER IS REALLY A BIOGRAPHY  SOLD TO US MUGGLES AS FICTION! conspiracy keanu

I'm hitting new lows

NO CLEAN DISHES  CLIPBOARD OF SPAGHETTI Foul Bachelor Frog

A true friend

WINS $5000 ON A LOTTERY TICKET YOU GOT HIM FOR HIS B-DAY  SPLITS HALF WITH YOU AND WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER  Good Guy Greg

My roommate right now

IS ASKED TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT ALCHOL ADDICTION  TALKS ABOUT HOW HE DRINKS EVERY WEEKEND  College Freshman

Have to remind myself this all the time

NOT SURE IF I MISS MY EX  OR IF I AM ONLY REMEMBERING THE GOOD MEMORIES, AND IGNORING THE BAD ONES. Futurama Fry

Small Victory

ASKED MY CRUSH IF SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND SHE SAID IT'S UP TO YOU   Success Kid

Friggen older siblings...

WHEN I WAS A KID, I HAD $10 MY OLDER BROTHER CONVINCED ME TO TRADE HIM FOR TWO $1'S CAUSE TWO BILLS WAS MORE THAN ONE... Confession kid