Scumbag Steve

Keeps rushing you to roll that blunt Does not even have weed to contribute

Keeps rushing you to roll that blunt Does not even have weed to contribute  Scumbag Steve

"Hi, I'm dating your daughter. Nice to meet you." steals all of your prescription meds

Goes food shopping Leaves grocery cart in parking spot

Goes food shopping Leaves grocery cart in parking spot  Scumbag Steve

Is the on-call for the weekend Doesn't answer phone

Is the on-call for the weekend Doesn't answer phone   Scumbag Steve

Drink the bong water, bro It'll get you fucked up as shit

Drink the bong water, bro It'll get you fucked up as shit  Scumbag Steve

Congratulates you on getting an awesome girl Tries to hook up with her when you're out of town

Congratulates you on getting an awesome girl Tries to hook up with her when you're out of town  Scumbag Steve

Gets friend-zoned makes meme mocking close personal friend

Gets friend-zoned makes meme mocking close personal friend  Scumbag Steve

"Be there in 5 minutes" Shows up in an hour

Doesn't introduce you to anyone at the party gets mad when you only talk to him

Doesn't introduce you to anyone at the party gets mad when you only talk to him  Scumbag Steve

takes a trip to london

takes a trip to london   Scumbag Steve