Condescending Wonka

You have a tattoo of a Japanese symbol? you must be very cultured

You have a tattoo of a Japanese symbol? you must be very cultured  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world

Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you use chopsticks at panda express? you must be very cultured

Oh, you use chopsticks at panda express? you must be very cultured  Condescending Wonka

Mad about Whitney Houstons CD prices going up? I would think her biggest fan owned them all already

Mad about Whitney Houstons CD prices going up? I would think her biggest fan owned them all already  Condescending Wonka

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Tell me all about how you've always been a huge fan

Oh, Whitney Houston died? Tell me all about how you've always been a huge fan  Condescending Wonka

So you grew up in the 90s? Please, ask me if I remember things every child was exposed to during that decade

So you grew up in the 90s? Please, ask me if I remember things every child was exposed to during that decade  Condescending Wonka

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures

Oh, You Wear A NorthFace Jacket? You must go on so many adventures  Condescending Wonka

Oh you have a class at 8am? Wait till you get to the real world

Oh you have a class at 8am? Wait till you get to the real world  Condescending Wonka

A friend request ten minutes after deletion? You're right, I must have accidentally deleted you.

A friend request ten minutes after deletion? You're right, I must have accidentally deleted you.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you are 15 and you drink beer? Please inform me of which types of alcohol i should buy

Oh, you are 15 and you drink beer? Please inform me of which types of alcohol i should buy   Condescending Wonka