Engineering Professor

University be like

UNIVERSITY BE LIKE *TEACHES EXTREMELY INEFFICIENT CODING* Engineering Professor

Know-it-all about it

YOU'VE KNOWN ALL YOUR LIFE... ...THAT BUILDINGS DON'T JUST 'FALL DOWN'. WE SHOULD REINVESTIGATE 9/11. Engineering Professor

triple stamp a double stamp

ENGINEERING TAUGHT ME HOW TO TRIPLE STAMP A  DOUBLE STAMP, BOOYAH! Engineering Professor

TMS first meme

BASED ON MY CALCULATIONS YOU SHOULD CALL  TOTAL MOVING SOLUTIONS  Engineering Professor

starting early

I'M LOOKING TO BUY A USED CAR EARLY NEXT YEAR....... BUT WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE POSSIBLE OPTIONS AT 4.45 ON  SATURDAY 9 MONTHS BEFORE I AM READY TO BUY Engineering Professor

FUCK MSE 402

CLAIMS TO HIGHLIGHT ONLY IMPORTANT TOPICS FOR FINAL HIGHLIGHTS EVERYTHING Engineering Professor

The "Wise" Employee

HAPPILY ACCEPTS A FIVE PERCENT RAISE WHEN INFLATION GREW 10%  Engineering Professor

Matematica dd

TU PROBLEMA NO ES QUIMICO ES MATEMATICO Engineering Professor

Researchers Screwing Around

REMEMBER KIDS,  THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RESEARCHING AND SCREWING AROUND IS WRITING IT DOWN! Engineering Professor

Final exams

THE FINAL EXAM IS GOING TO BE REALLY EASY. 2+2=4. CALCULATE THE MASS OF THE UNIVERSE. Engineering Professor