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What if I told you...Two Socks

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING... MY TIE IS COOL RIGHT? WRONG... YOU JUST CAN'T SEE THE TWOSOCKS I AM WEARING! Lawyer Dog

weiner wednesday

DEMANDING WEINER WEDNESDAY SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT. Lawyer Dog

WEINER WEDNESDAY

DEMANDING WEIER WEDNESDAY SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT Lawyer Dog

You get the dog

LA CORTE HA RESUELTO QUE EL SEÑOR BELTRAN CONSERVE AL ANIMAL Lawyer Dog

IDGAF 101

I DONT GIVE A FUCC 101 IS IN SESSION PAY ATTENTION YOU BITCH Lawyer Dog

Truth be spoken

 YOU SIR, JUST TOLD THE TRUTH. Lawyer Dog

Strategy: Don't break the law. Break*

 JUST WAITING TO BE REUNITED WITH WIFEY. HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN?              HMMM......MAKE A HUGE DEAL OUT OF THIS SITUATION LEGALLY. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY. OR ELSE THE GOVERNMENT WILL YANK YOUR CHAIN FOR THE NEXT COUPLE YEARS. Lawyer Dog

Lawyer Dog

DUE TO THE EVIDENCE I HAVE GIVEN,   I BELIEVE I DESERVE A BONE ALL IN FAVOR OF FLAVOR BARK! Lawyer Dog

Chienne de vie

MÊME MOI JE NE PEUX ABSOLUMENT PLUS RIEN POUR VOUS Lawyer Dog

Carly So Sued

SO YOU WANT TO SUE CARLY FOR SEX? NO PROBLEM JOHNNY, I'LL DO IT PRO-BONE-O Lawyer Dog