Redneck Randal

Hi Jackie

  Redneck Randal

that hot peice of saucer

TRISCHA? NOW THATS A HOT PIECE OF ASS Redneck Randal

Tanya e.e Hazlo

CUANTO MÁS ALTO TIENE EL MOÑO MÁS ABIERTO TIENE EL COÑO Redneck Randal

played rs 20 hours

I PLAYED RUNESCAPE YESTERDAY! FOR 20 HOURS!  Redneck Randal

I'm all set

LIKE I TOLD THEM BAHA'I FOLK OVER YONDER COUPLE DAYS BACK ... I GOT ALL I NEED! I GOT MY GAL, MY KIDS, MY MARIJUANA, MY BEER, MY SMOKES, MY PICKUP TRUCK, MY RIFLE, MY DOG JASPER, MY JOHN DEERE, MY ROOFIN' JOB, AND MY REBEL FLAG! OH YEAH, AND I ALSO GOT GOD. Redneck Randal

What NOT to say

SO I TOLD MY BAG CHECKRIDE IP

Thursday beerz

THURSDAY?  MORE LIKE THIRSTDAY, AMIRITE? Redneck Randal

Even if people let y'all down ...

THERE'S STILL YOUR PET PYTHON, YOUR MARIJUANA PLANTS, YOUR DIXIE FLAG, YOUR MOONSHINE, YOUR SPIT BUCKET, YOUR HUGE STATE EMBLEM BELT BUCKLE, YOUR SHOTGUN, AND OF COURSE YOUR BIBLE! Redneck Randal

Yea im Fucked

EDDIE WATERS HEALTHCARE SYSTEMS© BECAUSE I CANT AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE Redneck Randal

Peen Been

HUNGRY? KILL A SPOONFUL OF CRUNCHY PEEN BEEN Redneck Randal