Samuel L Jackson

Put your feet up there again I dare you

PUT YOUR FEET UP THERE AGAIN I DARE YOU Samuel L Jackson

Happy Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TESS YOU'RE ONE HELL OF A MOTHER!  Samuel L Jackson

Did you read the post bitch!

POST ONE MORE TIME WITHOUT READING THE POST FIRST MOTHERFUCKER. AMBER SWANSON WARREN JUST ONE MORE MOTHER FUCKING TIME. Samuel L Jackson

HIRIT PA

SIGE LANG HIRIT PA JANBY Samuel L Jackson

Definitely don't do it

YOU GET THOSE BOSE 901S INSTEAD OF THE PARADIGM REFERENCE STUDIO 100S! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Samuel L Jackson

Don't do it

YOU PLAY THAT NEW RECORD ON A PIECE OF SHIT CROSLEY! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Samuel L Jackson

Get it right

SAY

Say Pi Day One more time

SAY PI DAY ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU! Samuel L Jackson

Keep calm??

I AM CALM BITCH GO FUCK YOURSELF! Samuel L Jackson

Be calm?

I AM CALM BITCH NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF! Samuel L Jackson