Slappin Batman

"...and then I said to the girl... "I'm Batm....

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Boatswaines are stronger

I'M ARMY STRO... I'M A BOATSWAINE'S MATE! Slappin Batman

Robin after dentist

BUT YOU SAID WE DON'T NEED GUNS TO FIGHT CRIM.. THINGS LIKE THAT ONLY HAPPEN IN THE MOVIES, ROBIN. THIS IS REAL LIFE Slappin Batman

Clit Baiter

PLEASE LIKE MY NEW... FUCKING CLICK BAITER! Slappin Batman

Silly Robin

BATMAN, I WANT A  SHUT THE HELL UP!! Slappin Batman

You Know What???

YOU KNOW... NO ONE KNOWS WHAT!!!! Slappin Batman

For work, still not funny

DON'T SAY YOU'RE GOING TO FIX MY T.... NOT EVERY FIX WORKS!!!! Slappin Batman

Slap on your face

TU VEUX CONNAITRE LE SENS DE MON PRÉNOM ? NON ! Slappin Batman

Slap my name

TU VEUX SAVOIR LE SENS DE MON PRÉNOM ? NON ! Slappin Batman

Cold War

WHO SAID THE COLD WAR WAS OVER?            YOU DID.            Slappin Batman