Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sleeps with hot hipster chick because she doesn't think he's cool

sleeps with hot hipster chick because she doesn't think he's cool  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at concert gestures for a high five after awesome song. Aims incorrectly and smacks her in the face.

Cute girl at concert gestures for a high five after awesome song. Aims incorrectly and smacks her in the face.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

made it to first base because the pitcher hit me with the ball

made it to first base because the pitcher hit me with the ball  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Picks up girl She requires payment

Picks up girl She requires payment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask girl to prom, she says yes immediately thank her

Ask girl to prom, she says yes immediately thank her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally convinces girlfriend to try anal so girlfriend buys a strap-on

finally convinces girlfriend to try anal so girlfriend buys a strap-on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Texts two different girls for 4 AM booty call Everyone has an iPhone, becomes group conversation

Texts two different girls for 4 AM booty call Everyone has an iPhone, becomes group conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells the girl of his dreams how much he loves her and wants to spend the rest of his life with her gets escorted out of the strip-club by security

tells the girl of his dreams how much he loves her and wants to spend the rest of his life with her gets escorted out of the strip-club by security  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Skips class to grab beers Interviewed by news crew, seen by all profs

Skips class to grab beers Interviewed by news crew, seen by all profs  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

brings girl home from the bar passes out in his own kitchen

brings girl home from the bar passes out in his own kitchen  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin