Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone walks in your room when you're awake in bed acts asleep

Someone walks in your room when you're awake in bed acts asleep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes out to check mail, sees mailman still there goes back inside

Goes out to check mail, sees mailman still there goes back inside  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream

Doesn't know what to say to cute girl in his dream  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.

Blast favorite music while driving lower music at every stop so others can't hear.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant

Skyping with cute girl for the first time Puts on deodorant   Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl's boob brushes against shoulder boner for 3 1/2 hours

girl's boob brushes against shoulder boner for 3 1/2 hours  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married couple

Has crush on cute girl Imagine life together as a married couple  Socially Awkward Penguin