Socially Awkward Penguin

Say Hi To Someone You Recognize At The Supermarket Awkwardly Avoid Them After Seeing Them Again

Say Hi To Someone You Recognize At The Supermarket Awkwardly Avoid Them After Seeing Them Again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Police officer: "Anything to drink tonight sir?" Me: "No thanks."

Police officer:

HOLD DOOR OPEN FOR CUTE GIRL MEN'S BATHROOM

HOLD DOOR OPEN FOR CUTE GIRL MEN'S BATHROOM  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl compliments your looks Spend entire day avoiding her

Pretty girl compliments your looks Spend entire day avoiding her  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend shows you funny picture he found online pretend to not have seen it months ago on reddit

friend shows you funny picture he found online pretend to not have seen it months ago on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Please see cashier Guess I'm going to a different gas station

Please see cashier Guess I'm going to a different gas station  Socially Awkward Penguin

Subway Girl: "Bread?" Me: "Yes, please."

Subway Girl:

Cute girl in math class says you're funny Explain your mediocrity to her

Cute girl in math class says you're funny Explain your mediocrity to her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor calls on student with same name as you be nervous anyway

Professor calls on student with same name as you be nervous anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home  Socially Awkward Penguin