Successful Black Man

gonna hit it from the back bunker to the fairway with my sand iron. After that I'll switch to my 9 iron and sink a birdie.

gonna hit it from the back bunker to the fairway with my sand iron.  After that I'll switch to my 9 iron and sink a birdie.  Successful Black Man

Every Morning, I'd watch my dad drink a tall glass of orange juice as part of a healthy breakfast

Every Morning, I'd watch my dad drink a tall glass of orange juice as part of a healthy breakfast  Successful Black Man

I'm gonna go home and have a blunt and honest discussion with my kids about the dangers of premarital sex

I'm gonna go home and have a blunt and honest discussion with my kids about the dangers of premarital sex  Successful Black Man

Im gonna drink this 40 dollar bottle of wine with my wife tonight.

Im gonna drink this 40 dollar bottle of wine with my wife tonight.  Successful Black Man

I have a huge Dick Cheney satirical comic collection

I have a huge Dick Cheney satirical comic collection  Successful Black Man

I got shot last week Playing laser tag with my family

I got shot last week Playing laser tag with my family  Successful Black Man

Time to make a joint bank account with my wife

Time to make a joint bank account with my wife  Successful Black Man

ITS 4:20 TIME TO START SMOKING THE SALMON FOR TONIGHTS DINNER

ITS 4:20 TIME TO START SMOKING THE SALMON FOR TONIGHTS DINNER  Successful Black Man

My ancestors worked in the fields of science and technology

My ancestors worked in the fields of science and technology  Successful Black Man

if i see that bitch on my street again i'm going to take her to the vet to see if she has a tracking chip, she looks too well fed to be a stray and her owner is probably worried

if i see that bitch on my street again  i'm going to take her to the vet to see if she has a tracking chip, she looks too well fed to be a stray and her owner is probably worried  Successful Black Man