Vengeance Dad

My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them

My family is a treasure You need a map and a shovel to find them  Vengeance Dad

Wife said she didn't want to learn to salsa dance with me Made her into salsa

Wife said she didn't want to learn to salsa dance with me Made her into salsa  Vengeance Dad

wife refused to fertilize the lawn wife now fertilizes the lawn

wife refused to fertilize the lawn wife now fertilizes the lawn  Vengeance Dad

they wouldn't sell me park place now they're buried under boardwalk

they wouldn't sell me park place now they're buried under boardwalk  Vengeance Dad

kid wanted a new xbox360 i made him play silver surfer

kid wanted a new xbox360 i made him play silver surfer  Vengeance Dad

A father should never outlive his children families. die. together.

A father should never outlive his children families. die. together.  Vengeance Dad

Bought life insurance for family get rich quick scheme worked

Bought life insurance for family get rich quick scheme worked  Vengeance Dad

they asked me to turn up the heat i burned them alive

they asked me to turn up the heat  i burned them alive  Vengeance Dad

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red

My son spilled paint in the garage Good thing it was red  Vengeance Dad

She nagged me about eating too much salt I added ground ginger to my spice rack

She nagged me about eating too much salt I added ground ginger to my spice rack  Vengeance Dad